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Funny Quotes To Make You Laugh Out Loud

Quotation is the repetition of someone else’s statement or thoughts. Quotation marks are punctuation marks used in text to indicate a quotation. Both of these words are sometimes abbreviated as “quote(s)”.Funny Quotes help u to be happy by making fun about anything. Here are some funny quotes that make you happy and laugh loud. Easy to read list of the most hilarious phrases ever spoken. Perfect for sharing, blogging and tweeting.

Funny Quotes To Make You Laugh Out Loud

  • Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?.He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!       — Billy Connolly
  • “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”     – A. A. Milne
  • “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”    – Abraham Lincoln
  • “The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”      – Al McGuire
  • “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”– Alan Dundes
  • “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”     – Albert Einstein
  • “It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.”      – Andy Borowitz
  • “At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”     – Ann Landers
  • “Doctors are just the same as lawyers the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.”     – Anton Chekhov
  • “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”
    – Bernard Baruch